(starting promptly at 2pm)
Program:
1. Hot Cross Buns
2. Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star
Featuring a false start
3. Ode to Joy 1
4. When the Saints Go Marching In
A traditional African-American gospel hymn, played by a small Asian boy
5. Mamma Mia — ABBA
(A song about infidelity) Sung in monotone by a six-year-old girl
6. Livin’ on a Prayer — Bon Jovi
Butchered by an eight-year-old boy not from New Jersey
7. Beauty and The Beast
Preceded by an overture of tears
8. Ode to Joy 2
9. 2:30pm Moonlight Sonata
10. The Entertainer — Scott Joplin
Performed at half speed
11. Billie Jean — Michael Jackson
(A song about false paternity) Arranged for piano and played by a ten-year-old girl
12. Ode to Joy 3
Played on guitar, with a pick buzzing between the strings until it falls out midway through the performance, is retrieved from the floor, and used for the remainder of the performance
13. Most of “Somewhere Over the Rainbow”
Sung by a seven-year-old girl, sans every other word and most of the second chorus, some tears
14. Bohemian Rhapsody — Queen
(A six-minute murder confession) Sung and played by an eleven-year-old boy, followed by a standing ovation
15. Ballade No. 1 in G Minor — Chopin