Getting A Puppy

When I adopted my puppy, people told me, “Don’t worry, in three months she’ll be used to your routine.”

And I thought, Wow, that’s impressive because it’s been thirty years and I’m still not used to my routine.

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If you want to know how well a country is doing, look for one thing… water parks.