Ridiculous

I opened the door to find you had

Thrown all the dishes down the stairs.

You had ripped a wire out of the wall

To prevent further headache.

I meant to ask why you had spared 

The cups although you had not come home.

You were still Santa Claus sleeping on 

the rooftop.

I noticed you left Cartoon Network on to keep

The houseplants from leaving, one of them is sick.

You were too busy making sure all the sushi

Was properly thrown at the wall.

I borrowed your car, your burrito

Must have fallen from your lap again.