Stuck in a Cave:

Written By Lauren Buscemi

On July 8th, 2018, a soccer team was rescued from a cave in Thailand after being stranded for seventeen days.

I was not in that cave, but if I were, I imagine it would go something like this…

Me: Mom, I’m so happy to see you!

Mom: Where have you been?

Me: I was stuck in a cave for seventeen days, you didn’t see it? It was all over the news.

Mom: Maybe if you’d done your chores, I’d have time to watch the news.

Me:

Lauren Buscemi
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